Best Spam ever?

I removed the "word captcha" robot checker this week so that people could enter my giveaway (enter here) more easily and straight away I'm back to lots of daily spam.

Some of it is great fun though, so I'm publishing this one WITHOUT the spammy links. No googling - what do you think they were trying to get me to link to? I'm pasting exactly as it came in...

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