My friend
Littleworm introduced me to the fabulous BareNakedLadies' song
(click to listen) just a year or so ago - I love it!
littleworm.etsy.comIf I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a house
Fishstikks.etsy.comIf I had a million dollars
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
blandysnorhal.etsy.comAnd if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
bythewayside.etsy.comIf I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
HautTotes.etsy.comIf I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
lauramccabe.etsy.comIf I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

jessicavintage.etsy.comYou know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
STARSGEMINI3.etsy.comLike little pre-wrapped sausages and things
gingerblossoms.etsy.comThey have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
amasattic.etsy.com(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
jaicards.etsy.comAnd if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
Abysmal.etsy.comAnd If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
carlosrios.etsy.comIf I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
bytheway.etsy.comAnd if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
indigoflameworks.etsy.comIf I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
cutedesigns.etsy.comIf I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
My treasury will only be around for a couple of days, and I wanted this collection to last longer. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do.